Oh, So... Basically.

My brother’s logos for his two fantasy baseball teams, the Long Island Boozehounds and the Port Jefferson Seamen.

4 April 2012


The logo for my fantasy baseball team, the Centereach Arounds.

The logo for my fantasy baseball team, the Centereach Arounds.

11 March 2012


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You can see in two different directions with dinosaur eyes like these.

16 April 2011


  • Anonymous Person: I had sex 7 times the other night. It was awesome.
  • Rob: What's 7 times 30?
  • AP: 210.
  • R: So, you had sex for 210 seconds. Not bad, dude.

8 April 2011


This is my life now.

This is my life now.

7 March 2011


This was my life 8 years ago. I was about 17.

This was my life 8 years ago. I was about 17.

7 March 2011


With baseball season just around the corner, there is one question to be answered: Got a little captain in you?

With baseball season just around the corner, there is one question to be answered: Got a little captain in you?

17 February 2011


When is summer going to be here?! This year, Toby Keith joins us to sing America’s national anthem, “Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue” for the annual 4th of July Cornhole Bowl.

When is summer going to be here?! This year, Toby Keith joins us to sing America’s national anthem, “Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue” for the annual 4th of July Cornhole Bowl.

10 February 2011


  • Debbie: what part of the city is 207 west 133rd street
  • oh, harlem
  • not apply to that job
  • Rob: hahahaha
  • haha
  • ha
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  • a

3 February 2011


Cthulu is one law squid you don’t want to mess with. Join him this fall, every thursday night, on NBC in LAW SQUOOL.
(this isn’t real—it was a project for Writing for TV—pretty sure it got an A)

Cthulu is one law squid you don’t want to mess with. Join him this fall, every thursday night, on NBC in LAW SQUOOL.

(this isn’t real—it was a project for Writing for TV—pretty sure it got an A)

31 January 2011


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Perhaps the Japanese don’t have that loud & obnoxious American knack for screaming. Um spring 2008, how freaking long ago that was.

27 January 2011


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Ze Glory Hole.

25 January 2011