My brother’s logos for his two fantasy baseball teams, the Long Island Boozehounds and the Port Jefferson Seamen.

The logo for my fantasy baseball team, the Centereach Arounds.
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You can see in two different directions with dinosaur eyes like these.

This is my life now.
With baseball season just around the corner, there is one question to be answered: Got a little captain in you?
When is summer going to be here?! This year, Toby Keith joins us to sing America’s national anthem, “Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue” for the annual 4th of July Cornhole Bowl.
Cthulu is one law squid you don’t want to mess with. Join him this fall, every thursday night, on NBC in LAW SQUOOL.
(this isn’t real—it was a project for Writing for TV—pretty sure it got an A)
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Perhaps the Japanese don’t have that loud & obnoxious American knack for screaming. Um spring 2008, how freaking long ago that was.
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Ze Glory Hole.